According to a new report by the International Institute of Strategic Studies (IISS), al Qaeda "has more than 18,000 potential terrorists," and its support base is growing, as reported by CNN. The IISS believes that al Qaeda "poses a growing threat to Western interests and attacks are likely to increase," and that the terrorist organization "will continue carrying out attacks on 'soft targets encompassing Americans, Europeans and Israelis and aiding the insurgency in Iraq,'" according to IISS director John Chipman. I'm sorry, but didn't the Bush administration say with a straight face that going to war with Iraq would actually make the world safer and "remove a key ally of al Qaeda" (Bush's words, on his May 1, 2003 'Mission Accomplished' speech on the USS Abraham Lincoln), ignoring that Osama bin Laden -- an Islamic fundamentalist -- and Saddam Hussein, an atheistic ex-tyrant -- hate each other; in fact, in one audio tape attributed to bin Laden, the murderer referred to the other as a "secular infidel."

In tonight's primetime television address, Bush laid out a five-point plan toward defeating evil and ensuring the vision of freedom for all in the world, especially in the Middle East. Oh, yeah, and toward the more realistic end of getting us out of the mess in Iraq. This administration is downright arrogant to think that it alone can perfect the world in its image. In the case of the Middle East, I don't think the utopian vision of Jeffersonian democracy will happen any time soon. In essence, the Bush regime plan is:

1) to hand over "full sovereignty" to the Iraqi people on June 30 (another lie by Bush: the interim government will not have full sovereign powers until the general elections in January 2005),

2) help the Army of South Vietnam - er, the Iraqi police - improve their security from the "terrorists" (whoever they are; we don't really know, aside from Muqtada al-Sadr's militia or anonymous "insurgents"),

3) rebuild Iraq's infrastructure, brilliantly destroyed in the March 2003 blitzkrieg,

4) help the TBA interim puppet government hold general "elections" next year, and

5) internationalize the war, drawing from the UN and major nations who we didn't give a flying fuck about when Bush-n-Co. decided, in its resolute war march, to wholly destabilize the region and make us and the world many times less safe last March.

Plus, his embarrassing mispronunciation of the Abu Ghraib prison was funny, albeit the serious nature surrounding it. Let's forget that the incidents there were representative of official interrogation methods approved by the Pentagon, such as in Guantanamo.

Michael Moore's latest documentary, Fahrenheit 9/11, has won the Cannes Film Festival Palme d'Or, the French equivalent of the Oscar. Disney, the parent company of Miramax, which was going to distribute the film, has barred it from doing so. CEO Michael Eisner is afraid of pissing off Gov. Jeb Bush and being deprived of millions of dollars in tax breaks for his Florida theme parks. Now, many might think that the Cannes win, which is the first Palme d'Or to go to a documentary since 1956, is biased because, you know, it's the French. Wrong. The jury, headed by virtuoso filmmaker/genius Quentin Tarantino, is made up of four Americans in which only one is French, according to Moore. Perhaps because of Eisner being a complete bitch, the film will actually be released a week before the general election this year, thus making the rumor true? Who knows.

Some crazy shit is going down in Israel. I got these articles from the BBC and al Jazeera that the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) is launching some sort of offensive in Rafah, a Palestinian settlement of some kind in Gaza. The BBC article is reporting a UN resolution condemning the attacks, which have killed 10 Palestinian civilians and injured 60 (the US abstaining), and al Jazeera is referring to the incident as a "massacre". In addition to this, the IDF is also apparently demolishing the homes of the Palestinian people living in the area. Is it just me, or does this policy sound suicidal for Israel? As a Jew, I am deeply concerned for the nation's future in the face of brutal terrorist attacks by Arab extremists, but I cannot condone the arbitrary killing of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes. Do the ends justify the means, after all?

Ill Bill's latest album, What's Wrong With Bill?, is incredible. Ill Bill (not to be confused with the great movie, Kill Bill) is a virtuoso lyricist, seamlessly splicing in politics, life on the street, and ... well ... pretty much everything. Oh, yeah, and the beats kick ass. Although near the end my copy of the CD got sort of choppy-sounding (kinda distracting from the music; I'm sure it's scratched or somethin'), this album is fuckin' awesome.

I've been meaning to write these myself, but I came across this first: the Articles of Impeachment against the Bush administration. Here's a transcript from the source:

Articles of Impeachment

of

President George W. Bush

and

Vice President Richard B. Cheney,
Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and
Attorney General John David Ashcroft

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. - - ARTICLE II, SECTION 4 OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

President George W. Bush, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and Attorney General John David Ashcroft have committed violations and
subversions of the Constitution of the United States of America in an attempt to carry out withimpunity crimes against peace and humanity and war crimes and deprivations of the civil rightsof the people of the United States and other nations, by assuming powers of an imperialexecutive unaccountable to law and usurping powers of the Congress, the Judiciary and thosereserved to the people of the United States, by the following acts:

1) Seizing power to wage wars of aggression in defiance of the U.S. Constitution, the U.N. Charter and the rule of law; carrying out a massive assault on and occupation of Iraq, a country that was not threatening the United States, resulting in the death and maiming of tens of thousands of Iraqis, and hundreds of U.S. G.I.s.

2) Lying to the people of the U.S., to Congress, and to the U.N., providing false and deceptive rationales for war.

3) Authorizing, ordering and condoning direct attacks on civilians, civilian facilities andlocations where civilian casualties were unavoidable.

4) Threatening the independence and sovereignty of Iraq by belligerently changing its
government by force and assaulting Iraq in a war of aggression.

4) Authorizing, ordering and condoning assassinations, summary executions, kidnappings, secretand other illegal detentions of individuals, torture and physical and psychological coercion ofprisoners to obtain false statements concerning acts and intentions of governments andindividuals and violating within the United States, and by authorizing U.S. forces and agents elsewhere, the rights of individuals under the First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Eighth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

5) Making, ordering and condoning false statements and propaganda about the conduct of foreigngovernments and individuals and acts by U.S. government personnel; manipulating the mediaand foreign governments with false information; concealing information vital to public discussion and informed judgment concerning acts, intentions and possession, or efforts to obtain weapons of mass destruction in order to falsely create a climate of fear and destroy opposition to U.S. wars of aggression and first strike attacks.

6) Violations and subversions of the Charter of the United Nations and international law, both a part of the "Supreme Law of the land" under Article VI, paragraph 2, of the Constitution, in an attempt to commit with impunity crimes against peace and humanity and war crimes in wars and threats of aggression against Afghanistan, Iraq and others and usurping powers of the United Nations and the peoples of its nations by bribery, coercion and other corrupt acts and by rejecting treaties, committing treaty violations, and frustrating compliance with treaties in order to destroy any means by which international law and institutions can prevent, affect, or adjudicate the exercise of U.S. military and economic power against the international community.

7) Acting to strip United States citizens of their constitutional and human rights, ordering indefinite detention of citizens, without access to counsel, without charge, and without opportunity to appear before a civil judicial officer to challenge the detention, based solely on the discretionary designation by the Executive of a citizen as an "enemy combatant."

8) Ordering indefinite detention of non-citizens in the United States and elsewhere, and without charge, at the discretionary designation of the Attorney General or the Secretary of Defense.

9) Ordering and authorizing the Attorney General to override judicial orders of release of detainees under INS jurisdiction, even where the judicial officer after full hearing determines a detainee is wrongfully held by the government.

10) Authorizing secret military tribunals and summary execution of persons who are not citizens who are designated solely at the discretion of the Executive who acts as indicting official, prosecutor and as the only avenue of appellate relief.

11) Refusing to provide public disclosure of the identities and locations of persons who have been arrested, detained and imprisoned by the U.S. government in the United States, including in response to Congressional inquiry.

12) Use of secret arrests of persons within the United States and elsewhere and denial of the right to public trials.

13) Authorizing the monitoring of confidential attorney-client privileged communications by the government, even in the absence of a court order and even where an incarcerated person has not been charged with a crime.

14) Ordering and authorizing the seizure of assets of persons in the United States, prior to hearing or trial, for lawful or innocent association with any entity that at the discretionary designation of the Executive has been deemed "terrorist."

15) Institutionalization of racial and religious profiling and authorization of domestic spying by federal law enforcement on persons based on their engagement in noncriminal religious and political activity.

16) Refusal to provide information and records necessary and appropriate for the constitutional right of legislative oversight of executive functions.

17) Rejecting treaties protective of peace and human rights and abrogation of the obligations of the United States under, and withdrawal from, international treaties and obligations without consent of the legislative branch, and including termination of the ABM treaty between the United States and Russia, and rescission of the authorizing signature from the Treaty of Rome which served as the basis for the International Criminal Court.

I just saw the most amazing episode of the Simpsons. Arrested for treason, the family is sent to Alcatraz (although if I had any say in the writing of it, it would be Guantanamo), where they are "reeducated" along with the other traitors, including Bill Clinton, Al Franken, and others. I really had no idea that they would even think of going that far. It's really incredible. I can't wait to see what sort of backlash will ensue.

'Brood X' has begun to return in full force, and there has begun to develop a really strange buzzing sound, sort of like the beltway, but more ... I don't know, it's hard to say. Secondly, I've begun writing a really belated review of Ann Coulter*'s book, Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism, which you will see here whenever I am done with it.

*Here's a link to what I had to say about her about five months ago.

A new ad by the Republican National Committee describes how presumptive Democratic nominee Sen. John Kerry is a lot like one of the 17-year cicadas. Check it out. It's really ridiculous.

According to an MSNBC "Question of the Day," out of over 166,000 who responded 53% believe that the "media SHOULD NOT show graphic acts of terrorism," and 47% believe that the "media SHOULD show acts of terrorism, graphic or otherwise" (emphasis added). Personally, I believe that if acts of terrorism are not shown, how can there be a response to them? The attacks of September 11 definitely qualify as graphic acts of terrorism; rightly, they were shown. It raises a legitimate question: Is a beheading (in of itself) any more barbaric, or graphic, than jets being hijacked by Muslim fundamentalists and crashed into buildings, murdering 3,000 innocent civilians? I leave that question to you.

The Memory Hole website*, run by the very patriotic Russ Kick, is temporarily down. Allegedly, they're switching servers.

*It would be kinda pointless to make this a hyperlink right now, right?

Got a new template. It has dimension, you know? And some cool, um, graphic stuff. Anyways, tell me how you like it.

On June 5th there will be a rally at the Pentagon protesting the ongoing occupation of Iraq. I'll be there, and I encourage everyone who can to come, too.

It is strange that there is not as much an outcry against the administration's lies regarding Iraq's imaginary WMDs as, rightly, there is against its neglect toward the prison abuse and torture in Abu Ghaibri, both of which have been very damaging to our standing and credibility throughout the world. And, amid all of the talk of the abuse in Iraqi prisons, there is a relative lack of discussion about the other human rights situation in Guantanamo regarding the detainees, many of whom are only suspected of being so-called "terrorists".

Bush, Cheney, and Rummy ought to be run out like the rats that they are. Oh, and don't forget Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz, the fuckers.

King George II has requested an additional $25,000,000,000 for Iraq and Afghanistan, which we don't really hear that much about these days. The original 87 billion was largely spent not on reconstruction of the beleaguered country but on security, which doesn't seem to be helping out very much. The war machine being maintained by the administration cannot for much longer hold together.

It is ridiculous that Disney is not letting its subsidiary, Miramax Films, release Michael Moore's newest documentary, Fahrenheit 9/11. We live in a free society: Let him release his film. It needs to be seen in these turbulent times. About how Bush exploited the tragedies of September 11 in order to advance a radical, neoconservative agenda, Fahrenheit 9/11 promises to be perhaps the most controversial film of the year (aside from A Day Without a Mexican, which is a sort of comedy about what would happen to the Californian economy if all of their Hispanic population mysteriously disappeared one day). I hope Michael Moore's new film will help get this fucker out of office; I can't wait to see it.

It's been a year since Bush declared, on the USS Abraham Lincoln with a gigantic "Mission Accomplished" sign hanging over it, the end of "major combat operations" in Iraq, and it looks like we're still fighting the fucking war. Well, when are we going to end this thing? When will the generals start to say, "Well, the only way to save a town [Fallujah] is to destroy it [or hand it over to the control of a former general under Saddam's regime]?" Oh, wait; I guess they already have. And then, of course, there is the news of the horrible incidents of Iraqi prisoners being abused by some US soldiers. Truly terrible. The most ironic thing of it all is that it happened (in November and December of 2003, by the way; the military must have kept it under wraps since then until now) in a prison in which a lot of the abuse and torture conducted by Saddam's regime took place, the Abu Ghaibri (I know I'm not spelling that right) prison. This certainly isn't as bad as the My Lai massacre in Vietnam, and ... oh, shit, I'm told that I am not allowed to compare Iraq to Vietnam. Sorry for that, ladies and gentlemen, I erred grossly and for that I humbly apologize to the Blogger Corporation. Anyhow, I am still waiting for a legitimate response to that letter I sent to Mr. Krauthammer, aside from that message I got automatically. You know, the ones that go, Thank you for your comments. Of course, Mr. Krauthammer cannot personally answer each email he receives due to the volume of these emails, you can be rest assured that they will be read by his team ... and so forth. I gotta go.

Happy May Day, everyone. Long Live Communism! No, wait; Communism sucks. Boo, boo, down with Communism. Eh, whatever.

Columnist Charles Krauthammer's latest editorial in the Washington Post, titled "The Real Mideast 'Poison'," to me seems a little narrow-minded. Well, here's what I sent him:

In your editiorial, "The Real Mideast 'Poison'," published the day before in a column in Houston Chronicle under the more telling title, "The Absurdity of Criticism Against Israel", you say that anti-Semitism "has gone global." Sure, criticism of Israel is high now because of the anger of much of the Arab world since the US invasion of Iraq, but is that anti-Semitism? I don't think so, just as much as criticism of the US government isn't anti-American; in fact, criticism of the government, to a large extent, defines a democracy society, including Israel, which you rightly term the only true democracy in the region. The most important issue here, I think, concerning this, is whether the actions of the Sharon administration will actually lead toward peace in the Middle East, or rather will further accelerate the cycle of violence. You mention Israel's offer to unilaterally withdraw from the Gaza Strip, and how this has led to Israel being "almost universally attacked." However, the criticism was because the administration's plan for the *West Bank* included annexing some Palestinian territory. You mention how Israel "will also evacuate four small West Bank settlements," but you omit the other settlements that will remain. You mention that the Arab people, as a whole group and not particularly as any group of radical militarists like, say, al Qaeda, "have variously denounced [the plan for "withdrawal" from the West Bank] as Israeli unilateralism." What many Arabs, not "the Arabs," are criticizing is the deliberate territorial expansion being pursued by the Sharon administration into Palestinian territory, for which I see no other possible future other than the perpetuating of violence and terrorism. The Palestinian people deserve the same rights as the Israeli people, and land to call their own, as well. The security "fence" being erected is, as a writer for Foreign Affairs noted in the Feb./Mar. issue, an "admission of failure"; it is also a mistake, for the reason that it will only continue to foster resentment by the Palestinian people toward the Israelis: al-Jazeera, the leading Arab news network based in Qatar, refers to it as an "apartheid wall". The "Nuremburg atmosphere" you cite, to me, is nonexistent; sure, the Jewish State is being heavily criticized now by many Arabs and Muslims for its state-sanctioned murders of so-called "spiritual leader" Yassin and terrorist Rantisi, both of which the international community condemned. Referring to the latter assassination, the US made an official statement where it warned Israel to consider "the consequences" of its actions. (Nelson Mandela was once considered a terrorist, too, but that's irrelevant.) And I do not believe for a second that all of this is the beginning of another wave of pogroms, or at the very extreme, another Holocaust. Ultimately, I believe in humanity. I believe that the majority of Arabs and Muslims who criticize Israel do not hate the Jewish people themselves. After all, there is a sharp distinction between the state and the citizenry; with Israel, I believe, it is no different, and nor it should be. But missiles launched from helicopters to assassinate whomever the state deems necessary (in itself a dangerous precedent), a "fence" that will (among other aims) excise Palestinian land and further anger the Palestinian people and illegal settlements, all for the purpose of suiting a self-destructive policy enshrined by an administration led by right-wing radicals, will not acheive this worthy goal. As a fellow Jew, of course I believe the state of Israel has the right to exist. It must. But so does the Palestinians' right to self-determination: the right to their own state that, God willing, can co-exist with Israel and end the violence.

Wow, where to start. First off, the situation in Iraq seems to be rapidly spiraling out of control. The insurgency is escalating, the US military is being forced into a self-destructive offensive that will no doubt lead toward terrible Iraqi civilian deaths, and the country is becoming submerged into a civil war that will leave the country in ruin. Secondly, a new flag for the country was introduced to the Iraqis by the US-appointed Iraqi Governing Council (IGC). However, the Iraqis didn't like it, to say the least, mostly because of the removal of the Islamic incantation "Allahu Akbar" ("God is Great"), and that the design of the flag very much resembled Israel's. So, in the midst of the criticism, the IGC redesigned it by making the blue slightly a darker shade; the "Allahu Akbar" is still gone, and so it still may not be accepted by the Iraqi people. Personally, I believe that there are parallels, some of them quite significant, between the war in Iraq and the Vietnam War. According to an article from the South Bend Tribune, some Vietnamese, in remembrance of the disastrous intervention in Indochina a generation ago, are calling for the US to get "out of Iraq before it's too late." Although we are told that Iraqi sovereignty will be "handed over" to the Iraqi people on June 30, we learn from an article by the BBC that the transitional government "will not have sovereign powers" until elections in January 2005. And, according to an al Jazeera poll, 87% of the over 20,000 polled believe that Iraq will remain occupied by the US after the June 30 deadline. And then, there is talk of renewing the draft, due to the fact that our troops are spread dangerously thin and that the administration had badly underestimated the number of troops needed to occupy Iraq in the first place. Well, it looks like that things are not going very well in the world, but I remain optimistic for humanity.

Lately some people have been puttin' down the Onion (see below), which I believe to be one of the greatest "news" publications of all time. I, of course, quote the word because it's not really, you know, factual. But it's not supposed to be. It's a great satirical paper, and an extremely funny website, now updated on Wednesdays instead of Tuesdays. Here are some of the negative reviews of the site from Alexa, an emporium for websites that features traffic and reviews:

* A Bitter Onion, April 20, 2004
Reviewer: A customer from Santa Barbara
The Onion was once funny -- now it's just shlocky!! What once was satire is now 10th-grade high school humor (and what's funny about that)? I've heard the owners sold out to a big corporation. God, I feel sorry for the shareholders of that place. Fire the CEO right now! Goodbye and farewell, Onion, you had your hayday -- now you're just a relic of the dot-com bomb internet.

Here's another one:

* Nowhere near the quality of the Onion of yore., April 17, 2004
Reviewer: A reviewer from New York, New York
Back in the day, the Onion was required reading for all those who loved to laugh. Nowadays, it's a pale shadow of itself. Don't believe me? Go to a bookstore and check out the older Onion articles versus the new stuff on the website. No comparison. Major props for them keeping it up all these years, but they're getting weak and losing their game. Is Gary Kroeger writing for them?

I don't get what this guy's problem was ...

* What the hell happened?, July 1, 2003
Reviewer: A customer
I used to love the onion. I used to look forward to each weeks issue, and i used to laugh out loud reading articles. But somewhere along the line it went wrong, and now it just reads like just another anti-America Michael Moore wannabe diatribe. What a shame.

[My question is, Since when is legitimate criticism of the government anti-American?]

And another:

** USED to be funny., April 8, 2003
Reviewer: A customer
This site used to be the best, but what happened??? The Onion has gone from being a hilarious satire to just another mouthpiece of the Left-Wing pinhead crowd. (yawn.)


Fuck 'em. I still love the Onion.

SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY FROM FRADULENT ELECTRONIC VOTING: BOYCOTT DIEBOLD!

The perennially hilarious Onion has a new "premium" service out that, for either $7 per month or $30 per year (this, by the way, is relatively cheaper), will provide readers with full archives (the Onion's archives, therefore, are no longer free), no ads, and a bunch of extras. I love the Onion, but I'm not really willing (or, as a matter of fact, able) to actually pay them for their great paper. Sorry guys, but no-can-do. At least until I get a job. Well, the regular website is free, and, if you live in New York City, so is the print edition; elsewhere the Onion in print is something like $50 annually. I know, kind of crazy, but these Wisconsin college kids gotta make a living somehow, right? It would be funny to see the Onion become acquired by a media conglomerate in twenty years and lose its soul, wouldn't it? No, it wouldn't. Scratch that. That would really suck.

A message to the Sharon administration: DON'T ASSASSINATE ARAFAT. It will be a mistake that will have negative consequences that will be unparalleled in their intensity, and will unleash global condemnation and outrage from the Muslim world. And, most importantly, it will set a very dangerous precedent. Sure, Arafat is an arch-terrorist; but so is Sharon, who is just as much a hard-liner asshole and very dangerous man. Do the Palestinians, therefore, have the same right to assassinate Sharon? Of course they don't. And neither should the Israelis. It's a very volatile situation as it is. Ariel, for the good of your nation, don't make it worse.

I find it very disheartening that none of the mainstream media had FOIAed the government for the pictures of the coffins. The media are not doing their job. I highly commend the Memory Hole for keeping democracy alive in these dark times.

Relating to the coffins, it is absolutely despicable that the military had attempted to ban the media from releasing the pictures. The families of the dead deserve to see the pictures, and it does a great disservice to them by barring the public from seeing the real, human cost of war.

The military doesn't want you to see the pictures of the coffins of our dead soldiers returning from Iraq. However, in respect to their families who deserve to see the pictures, the Memory Hole FOIAed the government for them. And here they are.

After having seen the 2nd volume of Kill Bill, I can with no hesitation that Quentin Tarantino is a master of the art. The film displays a virtuoso command of cinematography, direction, pacing, dialogue, pretty much everything. This masterpiece shall cement for all of history Quentin Tarantino to be one of the greatest directors in the history of cinema.

The long-awaited (six friggin' months) Volume Two of Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece, "Kill Bill," comes to theatres today. (I can't fuckin' wait to see it. If any out there have been reading my blog with some regularity, you might know by now that I think the first was absolutely brilliant.)

The cost of the war in Iraq is nearing $110 billion. Goddamn. 110,000,000,000 dollars. That money could have done a whole lot of good ...

Kerry, in a speech to Georgetown University, proposed to cut social programs in order to reduce the massive deficit. As I have said before, a fraction of the money being spent now on the military (nearly half a trillion dollars) would cover a lot, with plently to spare. Of course, if Kerry did actually cut that miniscule piece of the military's budget in exchange for badly needed social funding (assuming he wins the Presidency), he would be accused by the Right as gutting the military and not wanting to fight terrorism. However, fighting terrorism is not our responsibility alone. In order to make the world safe, we must pool the resources of many nations, each sharing an equal burden. Instead, Bush has done the opposite ... with devastating results, as the escalating quagmire in Iraq shows. Admittedly, Kerry would not be my prime candidate for the Presidency. I would much rather have Clark be the President, or at least the Vice President (which is still a possibility). He looked more principled. As the saying goes, nevertheless, Kerry is clearly the lesser of two evils.

What the hell, I'm keeping this great "Google bomb" alive by saying, "In 2004 we're gonna kick out that miserable failure. Kerry in '04!"

The "original" Star Wars trilogy will finally be sold in DVD format on September 21 of this year. I put the word original in quotes because they won't be the original films. In fact, they won't even be the DVD version of the 1997 "Special Edition" version of the trilogy, which many people have objected to. According to Amazon customer reviews of the upcoming DVD box-set, the DVDs will be updated even further from the 1997 version, in which all of the imperfections that made the original version of the films (which are very hard to obtain these days) a classic will be done away with. In 2007, it is said, yet another DVD release (assuming DVD is still a valid format then), said to be called the "Ultimate" or "Archive" edition (for the 30th anniversary), which will have all six films and the originals will be manipulated to the point where they all seamlessly flow together as a continuous narrative. However, I fear that the essence of the "originals" will be hopelessly lost by all of this pointless tweaking. That episode of South Park was ahead of the curve.

The great folks at Google, Inc. are crafting up a free, web-based email service that will be in direct competition with Hotmail (only Google Email, or Gmail, will have 1000 MB of free storage). It looks like it's gonna be great.

UPDATE: After having been using a Gmail account for some time now, I can safely attest that Google is the best ... sort of. The only real problem I have is that messages deleted in the "sent mail" folder will delete the same messages in the "all mail," which is supposed to function as the "archive". Also, I've read in Gmail Help that, whereas other web-based email services terminate your account after 30 days of inactivity, Gmail won't delete your account until nine months of inactivity, which is really cool.

This is weird. I can't access any of my archived posts from my blog, yet I can from where I post stuff. That's just fucked up.

You know, in retrospect, I should have republished the post on our "rationale" for the Iraq war on the actual anniversary of the beginning of the war, not February 7th. Stupid, stupid. So, in case you missed it, here it is again, ten days late (God I'm stupid):

Subject: WHY THIS INVASION MAKES SENSE
From: Progress
Date: Mar 20 2003 5:37PM

Peacenik: Why did you say we are invading Iraq?

Warmonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions.

PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq.

WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.

PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.

WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.

PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long range missiles for attacking us or our allies with such weapons.

WM: The risk is not Iraq directly attacking us, but rather terrorists networks that Iraq could sell the weapons to.

PN: But couldn't virtually any country sell chemical or biological materials? We sold quite a bit to Iraq in the eighties ourselves, didn't we?

WM: That's ancient history. Look, Saddam Hussein is an evil man that has an undeniable track record of repressing his own people since the early eighties. He gasses his enemies. Everyone agrees that he is a power-hungry lunatic murderer.

PN: We sold chemical and biological materials to a power-hungry lunatic murderer?

WM: The issue is not what we sold, but rather what Saddam did. He is the one that launched a pre-emptive first strike on Kuwait.

PN: A pre-emptive first strike does sound bad. But didn't our ambassador to Iraq, April Glaspie, know about and green-light the invasion of Kuwait?

WM: Let's deal with the present, shall we? As of today, Iraq could sell its biological and chemical weapons to Al Qaida. Osama BinLaden himself released an audio tape calling on Iraqis to suicide attack us, proving a partnership between the two.

PN: Osama Bin Laden? Wasn't the point of invading Afghanistan to kill him?

WM: Actually, it's not 100% certain that it's really Osama Bin Laden on the tapes. But the lesson from the tape is the same: there could easily be a partnership between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein unless we act.

PN: Is this the same audio tape where Osama Bin Laden labels Saddam a secular infidel?

WM: You're missing the point by just focusing on the tape. Powell presented a strong case against Iraq.

PN: He did?

WM: Yes, he showed satellite pictures of an Al Qaeda poison factory in Iraq.

PN: But didn't that turn out to be a harmless shack in the part of Iraq controlled by the Kurdish opposition?

WM: And a British intelligence report...

PN: Didn't that turn out to be copied from an out-of-date graduate student paper?

WM: And reports of mobile weapons labs...

PN: Weren't those just artistic renderings?

WM: And reports of Iraqis scuttling and hiding evidence from inspectors...

PN: Wasn't that evidence contradicted by the chief weapons inspector, Hans Blix?

WM: Yes, but there is plenty of other hard evidence that cannot be revealed because it would compromise our security.

PN: So there is no publicly available evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

WM: The inspectors are not detectives, it's not their JOB to find evidence. You're missing the point.

PN: So what is the point?

WM: The main point is that we are invading Iraq because resolution 1441 threatened "severe consequences." If we do not act, the security council will become an irrelevant debating society.

PN: So the main point is to uphold the rulings of the security council?

WM: Absolutely. ... unless it rules against us.

PN: And what if it does rule against us?

WM: In that case, we must lead a coalition of the willing to invade Iraq.

PN: Coalition of the willing? Who's that?

WM: Britain, Turkey, Bulgaria, Spain, and Italy, for starters.

PN: I thought Turkey refused to help us unless we gave them tens of billions of dollars.

WM: Nevertheless, they may now be willing.

PN: I thought public opinion in all those countries was against war.

WM: Current public opinion is irrelevant. The majority expresses its will by electing leaders to make decisions.

PN: So it's the decisions of leaders elected by the majority that is important?

WM: Yes.

PN: But George B-

WM: I mean, we must support the decisions of our leaders, however they were elected, because they are acting in our best interest. This is about being a patriot. That's the bottom line.

PN: So if we do not support the decisions of the president, we are not patriotic?

WM: I never said that.

PN: So what are you saying? Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: As I said, because there is a chance that they have weapons of mass destruction that threaten us and our allies.

PN: But the inspectors have not been able to find any such weapons.

WM: Iraq is obviously hiding them.

PN: You know this? How?

WM: Because we know they had the weapons ten years ago, and they are still unaccounted for.

PN: The weapons we sold them, you mean?

WM: Precisely.

PN: But I thought those biological and chemical weapons would degrade to an unusable state over ten years.

WM: But there is a chance that some have not degraded.

PN: So as long as there is even a small chance that such weapons exist, we must invade?

WM: Exactly.

PN: But North Korea actually has large amounts of usable chemical, biological, AND nuclear weapons, AND long range missiles that can reach the west coast AND it has expelled nuclear weapons inspectors, AND threatened to turn America into a sea of fire.

WM: That's a diplomatic issue.

PN: So why are we invading Iraq instead of using diplomacy?

WM: Aren't you listening? We are invading Iraq because we cannot allow the inspections to drag on indefinitely. Iraq has been delaying, deceiving, and denying for over ten years, and inspections cost us tens of millions.

PN: But I thought war would cost us tens of billions.

WM: Yes, but this is not about money. This is about security.

PN: But wouldn't a pre-emptive war against Iraq ignite radical Muslim sentiments against us, and decrease our security?

WM: Possibly, but we must not allow the terrorists to change the way we live. Once we do that, the terrorists have already won.

PN: So what is the purpose of the Department of Homeland Security, color-coded terror alerts, and the Patriot Act? Don't these change the way we live?

WM: I thought you had questions about Iraq.

PN: I do. Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: For the last time, we are invading Iraq because the world has called on Saddam Hussein to disarm, and he has failed to do so. He must now face the consequences.

PN: So, likewise, if the world called on us to do something, such as find a peaceful solution, we would have an obligation to listen?

WM: By "world", I meant the United Nations.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the United Nations?

WM: By "United Nations" I meant the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the Security Council?

WM: I meant the majority of the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the majority of the Security Council?

WM: Well... there could be an unreasonable veto.

PN: In which case?

WM: In which case, we have an obligation to ignore the veto.

PN: And if the majority of the Security Council does not support us at all?

WM: Then we have an obligation to ignore the Security Council.

PN: That makes no sense:

WM: If you love Iraq so much, you should move there. Or maybe France, with the all the other cheese-eating surrender monkeys. It's time to boycott their wine and cheese, no doubt about that.

PN: I give up.

*****

Ah, memories.

Pesah (known by the goyem as "Passover") is comin' up, and we have a traditional pilgrimage to Greenwich, Connecticut. (Did I spell that right? Yeah, I think so.)

Richard Clarke's fiery book Against All Enemies, which exposes for the Bush administration as the bastards that they are, has evidently polarized public opinion. Looking at the customer reviews for the book on Amazon, with few exceptions, the reviewers either give it one star or five.

Kanye West's new CD, The College Dropout, is great. My favorite tracks include "We Don't Care," "Jesus Walks," "Get Em High," "Breathe In Breathe Out," and "Two Words." All in all, solid.

The US shot down a UN Resolution that condemns the Israeli assassination of Sheik Yassin, the "spiritual leader" of Hamas. The assassination, aside from the unfortunate matter of the "unintentional" civilian deaths involved in the attack (they fired fuckin' missiles at him from a helicopter), is justifiable, because Hamas is a leading terrorist organization, responsible for about 400 Israeli deaths since its inception. The assassination was condemned globally and has sparked a fervor of outrage and hatred in the Muslim world. A leading Shi'a cleric in Iraq declared Israel's assassination (is it OK to call it murder, or would that be considered anti-Semitic?) as a "'dirty crime against Islam,'" and the atrocities of September 11 "'a miracle from God.'" We should be very wary of a very likely Shiite theocracy/dictatorship that is beginning to develop in Iraq in the midst of a civil war between the Shiites and Sunnis. Our founding fathers wanted religion and political power separate for a reason. Religion, especially radical, fundamentalist religious dogma, generally tends to lead toward corruption and oppression, as the historical record shows, again and again. Exactly like Iran, we are dealing with another Islamic revolution followed by the overthrow of another corrupt, secular dictatorship. Also like Iran, we supported the corrupt, secular dictatorship in Iraq. Bush is right when he said that Islam and democracy are not incompatible; however, it should be obvious by now that Islam and American democracy in the minds of many Muslims worldwide are. If you doubt the extent of the hatred and fear exhibited toward us by an apparent majority of Muslims, just check out the latest report by the Pew Global Attitudes Project.

Air America Radio, a left-wing radio network (that's a first; no, really, it is), is coming with a new program, "The O'Franken Factor" with Al Franken, set to air on Wednesday, March 31st, at noon, which will be in direct competition with that stupid blowhard Rush Limbaugh in order to battle the conservative strangehold on talk radio. God bless Al Franken, and may God continue to bless America.

Tom Cole is under fire for his comments on Sen. John Kerry, in which he said that "'if George Bush loses the election, Usama bin Laden wins the election. It's that simple. It will be interpreted that way by enemies of the United States around the world.'" He added, "'What do you think Hitler would have thought if Roosevelt would've lost the election in 1944? He would not have thought American resolve was strengthening. What would the Confederacy have thought if Lincoln would have lost the election of 186[4]?'" Fuck that bitch.

I discern some bias in the Washington Post, a leading "liberal" paper; and no, it isn't "liberal bias," either. It actually might be more accurately interpreted as "conservative bias," dealing another blow to the "liberal media" myth. Yesterday, the 20th, there were massive global protests against the US war and occupation in Iraq, predominately in areas outside the United States. Any mention? No. However, there is mention of the protests in New York City, which was not deemed important enough for the front page; it's on page 9. On page 2, we hear about "minibottle" liquor in a South Carolina bar, which takes precedence over the global reaction to our ongoing occupation. In addition to that, a story about some US soldiers who were charged with assaulting and abusing Iraqi POWs is relegated to page 21. Finally, the layout of at least the front page of the New York Times, another so-called "liberal" newspaper, is roughly the same. The most important article of its front page is also the story of the election in Taiwan. Just like the Post, there is no mention of the global protests on the front page. In fact, the front page of the Boston Globe has a big picture of the Manhattan protests; the story is on page ten of the paper. On behalf of the American mainstream press, this is a disgrace.

UPDATE:

To my knowledge, these are the only news sources that have covered the global "M20" protests: the British Broadcasting Corp., the Independent, and the IMC (Independent Media Center). The Washington Post did not, at least not in its "A" section, where all of the important global events are reported; when we are acknowledging that the Post is widely considered to be one of the best papers in the world, this is truly a terrible revelation, indeed.

Global demonstrations (two million in London, 100,000 in New York, etc.) in protest of the US occupation in Iraq and an evenly divided electorate must really reassure Bush of his indisputable victory in November. Just kiddin'; Bush is out.

I am really psyched for Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Volume Two," coming out on April 16th. (It was supposed to come out in February, dammit!) Anyway, if you remember my review of the first volume (which I am still pissed off about; I would sit through a six-hour Quentin Tarantino film), you should know by now that I think this is a really great, brilliant film. It's going to be great.

Today marks the 1st anniversary of the war in Iraq. As of now, it is costing this country over $106 billion dollars, which is approximately $380 dollars per each person, man, woman, and child, in the entire nation, and $1500 per household, according to this source, which is what the running counter above is from. See it go? Ever higher and higher? That's our future, slipping away at a rate of about $1,700 every second.

If anybody remembers, March 19th will mark the anniversary of the 1st day of the Iraq war. Or, as I like to call it, "Piss Off the World Day."

A tenth planet has been discovered! Temporarily termed "Sedna," after an Eskimo goddess, it is three times farther away from the Sun than Pluto, which was discovered in 1930, and is about 1000 miles across in size. Very exciting stuff.

I still cannot get over how the Spaniards protested their government after the terrorist attacks in Madrid, claiming that because Spain "allied" with the US in the Iraq war, Spain became a target for al Qaeda. In the US, we did the opposite, yet, applying the principal of universality, one would (naively) assume that because of the wars we supported in the Middle East, the Americans would (therefore) protest the Bush administration for allowing al Qaeda to make the US a target for its retaliation. Oh, yeah, I already said this; I know, but it is still bugging me. It just shows how different those Europeans are from us, doesn't it?

Remember when I said that the ETA was definitely responsible for the terror attacks in Spain? Well, now I am not so sure of that. In fact, many in Spain are actually protesting the Aznar administration for allying with the US in Op Iraqi Liberation, claiming that that gave al Qaeda incentive to kill innocents. Do you think any Americans would have protested the Bush administration after 9/11 because the policies of the Reagan and Bush I administrations that pissed off a lot of Muslims gave them a reason to retaliate? Of course not. We rallied behind Bush like nothin'. Four more years!

The 17-year cicadas are coming back from their long hibernation. Woo hoo!

The Bush administration's exploitation of the September 11 attacks for its campaign is sick. In fact, families of the people who died that day are fighting back against Karl Rove & Co., the Chief Campaign Spinners, as they are informally known.

President Roh of South Korea was impeached, a first in South Korea's history. Apparently the charge was "illegal campaigning." Phew. Good thing those kinds of corrupt wheelings and dealings don't happen with our President's campaign finances. Otherwise, who knows. ...

The ETA has now denied responsibility for Thursday's attacks. So, it may be al Qaeda, and it may not. Personally, I don't believe it was al Qaeda.

200 people were brutally murdered today in vicious, coordinated bombings in Madrid. Although some may place the blame on al Qaeda, it is more likely that the ETA, the Basque terrorist organization aiming for Basque sovereignty, is responsible. These terrorist attacks are the worst ever to have occured in Spanish history.

The Critic is back, this time in Flash, on Atom Films. You can see all 10 episodes (so far), here. It's like the good ol' days.

FLASH FROM THE WASHINGTON POST! EXTRA! CHAIRMAN BUSH'S APPROVAL RATINGS HIT RECORD LOW! You can read the article, which cites a Post-ABC poll, here. You might need to register in order to read it, but it's free, and it doesn't take long at all. (It used to be that the New York Times was the one you had to register with in order to read it.)

As of this writing, according to MSNBC "live poll" (which is not scientifically valid, just so you know; it's not a random sampling), based on roughly 160,000 responses, 55% would vote for Kerry, 41% would vote for Bush, and 4% would vote for Nader if the general election were held today.

iTunes Music Store is great. You can download full, virus-free music from a vast database of songs and albums over a wide range of genres. However, I do have some complaints.

First, I have a 1st-generation iPod, and so it cannot play AAC files, which is the format used for iTunes Music Store.

Second, they are "protected" files and so I cannot convert them to MP3 format, which my iPod will accept.

Third, you have to pay for the music, which sucks. You see, I used to use Kazaa without moral qualms (I don't see the wrong in it), but then I must have gotten a virus and I had to reinstall everything. And so, because I don't want to take that risk again, I guess I'll have to pay, or find a file-sharing program that doesn't have backdoors, through which these viruses pass.

After seeing the Maryland primary, I completely disapprove of electronic voting. It is highly prone to error, it is highly vulnerable to hackers (especially in Maryland), and in case there needs to be a recount, there is no paper trail. Some may accuse myself of being a Luddite, but that would be a completely irrational conclusion. Being against electronic voting is not the same as being against electronics. Elections are simply the wrong application, at least until all the kinks have been ironed out and there is no room for error or fraud. I predict that this will cause a mess in the general election that shall make 2000 pale in comparison.

Here are my pre-emptive Oscar predictions:

The winner for best actress will be that woman from that movie about the woman who killed all those people.

The winner for best director will be, hands down, Peter Jackson.

The winner for most truthful oscar acceptance speech of last year will be Michael Moore.

According to Forbes magazine, if elected, John Kerry would be the third-richest President in US history, third to Kennedy and Washington, respectively. You can look at the article here.

Is Greenspan retarded or something? Hey, here's a thought on how to ease the mammoth half-trillion deficit and allow people like me to get social security when we retire: why not cut military spending? Ooh, there's a radical idea. Do you know that close to 300 billion dollars is spent each year on the military? Hell, a fraction of that would cover a lot of social programs. According to IISS (International Institute for Strategic Studies) figures, the US spends about as much on the military than practically any other nation in the world put together. And, of course, there is always the cost of the war in Iraq, which is not even mentioned in the 2005 budget, at the top of the page, ticking forever higher. Greenspan calls himself a smart economist. Bullshit.

Don't you hate it when you have collate a mountain of indexed references into a reformatted outline over the course of several hours? Yeah, I know, crazy.

I have been thinking of what to do for the 1st anniversary of this blog (this coming Monday), and so I decided, being that there aren't any good templates, I am keeping this one indefinitely. Also, I have gotten rid of the Google search bar and the poll thing (because no one was using either, so go figure), but I have added a real-time counter of the cost of the war in Iraq.

Here's another example of how PC bullshit is beginning to take over this country. CBS may have to make a disclaimer before every program that they air, which may read like this: "The following program may possibly be offensive to any or all groups, organizations, or religious affiliations, et al. We sincerely apologize in advance for any moral grief that we may inflict, you fucking whacked-out pansies."

Today I saw the re-release of La Battaglia di Algeri ("The Battle of Algiers"). It is an incredible film, first released in 1965, banned in France, and screened by the Pentagon in 2003. I recommend that all Americans see it. In black-and-white with subtitles (the two languages spoken are French and Arabic), it is about a foreign power facing a violent insurgency in the country it is occupying, perpetrated by a minority of terrorists. Sound familiar?

On March 21 of last year, I published a post about the rationale for going to war with Iraq. Coming up in a couple of months will be the 1st anniversary of the war, and I think it is time to publish it again to refresh y'all memory. Oh, and on Feb. 23, which is in about a couple of weeks from now, it will be the 1st anniversary of this website. Well, here it is:

Subject: WHY THIS INVASION MAKES SENSE
From: Progress
Date: Mar 20 2003 5:37PM

Peacenik: Why did you say we are invading Iraq?

Warmonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions.

PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq.

WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.

PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.

WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.

PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long range missiles for attacking us or our allies with such weapons.

WM: The risk is not Iraq directly attacking us, but rather terrorists networks that Iraq could sell the weapons to.

PN: But couldn't virtually any country sell chemical or biological materials? We sold quite a bit to Iraq in the eighties ourselves, didn't we?

WM: That's ancient history. Look, Saddam Hussein is an evil man that has an undeniable track record of repressing his own people since the early eighties. He gasses his enemies. Everyone agrees that he is a power-hungry lunatic murderer.

PN: We sold chemical and biological materials to a power-hungry lunatic murderer?

WM: The issue is not what we sold, but rather what Saddam did. He is the one that launched a pre-emptive first strike on Kuwait.

PN: A pre-emptive first strike does sound bad. But didn't our ambassador to Iraq, April Glaspie, know about and green-light the invasion of Kuwait?

WM: Let's deal with the present, shall we? As of today, Iraq could sell its biological and chemical weapons to Al Qaida. Osama BinLaden himself released an audio tape calling on Iraqis to suicide attack us, proving a partnership between the two.

PN: Osama Bin Laden? Wasn't the point of invading Afghanistan to kill him?

WM: Actually, it's not 100% certain that it's really Osama Bin Laden on the tapes. But the lesson from the tape is the same: there could easily be a partnership between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein unless we act.

PN: Is this the same audio tape where Osama Bin Laden labels Saddam a secular infidel?

WM: You're missing the point by just focusing on the tape. Powell presented a strong case against Iraq.

PN: He did?

WM: Yes, he showed satellite pictures of an Al Qaeda poison factory in Iraq.

PN: But didn't that turn out to be a harmless shack in the part of Iraq controlled by the Kurdish opposition?

WM: And a British intelligence report...

PN: Didn't that turn out to be copied from an out-of-date graduate student paper?

WM: And reports of mobile weapons labs...

PN: Weren't those just artistic renderings?

WM: And reports of Iraqis scuttling and hiding evidence from inspectors...

PN: Wasn't that evidence contradicted by the chief weapons inspector, Hans Blix?

WM: Yes, but there is plenty of other hard evidence that cannot be revealed because it would compromise our security.

PN: So there is no publicly available evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

WM: The inspectors are not detectives, it's not their JOB to find evidence. You're missing the point.

PN: So what is the point?

WM: The main point is that we are invading Iraq because resolution 1441 threatened "severe consequences." If we do not act, the security council will become an irrelevant debating society.

PN: So the main point is to uphold the rulings of the security council?

WM: Absolutely. ... unless it rules against us.

PN: And what if it does rule against us?

WM: In that case, we must lead a coalition of the willing to invade Iraq.

PN: Coalition of the willing? Who's that?

WM: Britain, Turkey, Bulgaria, Spain, and Italy, for starters.

PN: I thought Turkey refused to help us unless we gave them tens of billions of dollars.

WM: Nevertheless, they may now be willing.

PN: I thought public opinion in all those countries was against war.

WM: Current public opinion is irrelevant. The majority expresses its will by electing leaders to make decisions.

PN: So it's the decisions of leaders elected by the majority that is important?

WM: Yes.

PN: But George B-

WM: I mean, we must support the decisions of our leaders, however they were elected, because they are acting in our best interest. This is about being a patriot. That's the bottom line.

PN: So if we do not support the decisions of the president, we are not patriotic?

WM: I never said that.

PN: So what are you saying? Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: As I said, because there is a chance that they have weapons of mass destruction that threaten us and our allies.

PN: But the inspectors have not been able to find any such weapons.

WM: Iraq is obviously hiding them.

PN: You know this? How?

WM: Because we know they had the weapons ten years ago, and they are still unaccounted for.

PN: The weapons we sold them, you mean?

WM: Precisely.

PN: But I thought those biological and chemical weapons would degrade to an unusable state over ten years.

WM: But there is a chance that some have not degraded.

PN: So as long as there is even a small chance that such weapons exist, we must invade?

WM: Exactly.

PN: But North Korea actually has large amounts of usable chemical, biological, AND nuclear weapons, AND long range missiles that can reach the west coast AND it has expelled nuclear weapons inspectors, AND threatened to turn America into a sea of fire.

WM: That's a diplomatic issue.

PN: So why are we invading Iraq instead of using diplomacy?

WM: Aren't you listening? We are invading Iraq because we cannot allow the inspections to drag on indefinitely. Iraq has been delaying, deceiving, and denying for over ten years, and inspections cost us tens of millions.

PN: But I thought war would cost us tens of billions.

WM: Yes, but this is not about money. This is about security.

PN: But wouldn't a pre-emptive war against Iraq ignite radical Muslim sentiments against us, and decrease our security?

WM: Possibly, but we must not allow the terrorists to change the way we live. Once we do that, the terrorists have already won.

PN: So what is the purpose of the Department of Homeland Security, color-coded terror alerts, and the Patriot Act? Don't these change the way we live?

WM: I thought you had questions about Iraq.

PN: I do. Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: For the last time, we are invading Iraq because the world has called on Saddam Hussein to disarm, and he has failed to do so. He must now face the consequences.

PN: So, likewise, if the world called on us to do something, such as find a peaceful solution, we would have an obligation to listen?

WM: By "world", I meant the United Nations.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the United Nations?

WM: By "United Nations" I meant the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the Security Council?

WM: I meant the majority of the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the majority of the Security Council?

WM: Well... there could be an unreasonable veto.

PN: In which case?

WM: In which case, we have an obligation to ignore the veto.

PN: And if the majority of the Security Council does not support us at all?

WM: Then we have an obligation to ignore the Security Council.

PN: That makes no sense:

WM: If you love Iraq so much, you should move there. Or maybe France, with the all the other cheese-eating surrender monkeys. It's time to boycott their wine and cheese, no doubt about that.

PN: I give up.

*****

UPDATE: I do not rescind that the election will be between Kerry and Bush. However, although Bush will probably find some way to win, I predict that it will be an extremely close election. Closer than 2000, even. This nation is now more divided than it has ever been. According to the Constitution, in the event of a draw (that is, both candidates have the same number of electoral votes), the winner is decided by the House of Representatives; which, as of now, is controlled by the GOP, which means that Bush will most likely win anyway. May God help us all. All us true patriots, anyway.

Well, it does begin to look like the 2004 election will be Kerry vs. Bush. And who will win? It will be Bush. Yes, that's right. I know, I hate that fact, too. But, it is a very unfortunate truth, like the very unfortunate truth that we will all die some day. Well, it isn't that bleak, but we will be looking at another four years of Bush/Cheney/Rumself/Ashcroft & Co. God, I hope that I am wrong. I really do.

David Kay, US chief weapons inspector, has bluntly admitted that the Bush administration, "were all wrong," in his words. So, practically our entire "rationale" for going to war has been officially shot down. But, no matter, that's not why we went to war; at least, that's what Bush wants future textbooks to say. We went there to liberate. Well, then, explain Powell's long speech to the UN Security Council about Iraq's deception over their alleged WMD, or Bush's 2003 State of the Union address, which contained several erroneous data about Iraq's active biological and chemical weapons programs and their large stockpiles, that were at the forefront of the march to war. The Bush administration knew what they were doing. I have doubted that the Bush administration had lied to the American people, and the entire world; I have believed that they merely were given very poor intelligence. Now, I am beginning to doubt that. I am now starting to believe that they really did lie. Maybe. But what I can be certain of is that regime change begins November 2nd.

All that I have to say about all of this backlash over the Super Bowl XXXVIII AOL TOP-SPEED Halftime Show is that people really need to calm the hell down about this. So what: a millisecond of partial nudity, who cares? Really; why is this such a big deal? And this whole FCC inquiry into "what really happened" is completely ridiculous. Move on.

Fact is, I only really watch the Super Bowl for the new commercials. Speaking of which, the HEMI-powered Dodge Magnum and the ultra-powerful, holy fuckin' awesome Ford GT ads were great. That is, the latter of the two was. The beer ads are always the funniest, aren't they?

So, apparently Apple has sold out to the bastards at Pepsi-Cola. The good news is that they have teamed up to give away "100 million free songs." One out of three people with specially-marked caps will get a 10-digit code that they can use to redeem one song out of the iTunes Music Store's database of, um, 100 million songs. Sounds good: all you have to do is buy three 20-oz. bottles of Pepsi (so that one of them will be a winner according to their statistics), get the code, download iTunes (if you have a PC, Macs already have it built-in; and it's free), get a free Music Store account, type in the code, and choose one song out of 100 million. So, if you want to make a CD of free songs (now that's 20 songs, as CDs go), all you have to do is buy 60 bottles of Pepsi (1 in 3 wins one song, yeah that adds up right), which should cost about $120. With that kind of money, you might as well just go out and buy about 10 or 12 CDs. It's kind of a fool's bargain, but hey, who cares. It's free!

I am a little wary of this Splenda thing. It tastes practically like sugar, it is said to be made from sugar (its chemical name is "sucralose," which is very similar to the chemical name for sugar, "sucrose"), and yet it is not sugar. There must be some catch: I think that I might look into this. Hey, remember those god-awful Wow chips that had the fat-substitute, Olestra? Who knows.

I don't understand. I have subscribed to Foreign Affairs before Christmas, and it hasn't arrived yet. I am starting to become worried, just a little bit.

I've been away for awhile. Saw the State of the Union address last night. A clearly divided Congress watched the President lay out his plan for what he thinks will become a second term (may God never let that happen), including the privatization of health care and social security, as well as permanent tax cuts for the wealthiest of all Americans. and the renewal of the provisions of the USA PATRIOT Act. You can read the text of his speech here. I hope that either John Kerry or Wesley Clark wins the nomination. Otherwise, we will be looking at another four years of the Bush/Cheney junta.

You know, with all of the problems we are having with the wars we are still fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, you would really think that Bush is trying to concentrate on how to solve them and, you know, promote democracy throughout the Middle East. Instead, he's trying to do this. Sometimes I seriously question this man's competence.

Virginia Tech has hooked together 1,100 Apple Power Mac G5s together and, as of November 2003, has made the 3rd fastest supercomputer in the world, just behind the supercomputer at Los Alamos (which is only a little faster and over 40 times more expensive) and NEC's Earth Simulator (which is number one) in Japan, which is about 3.5 times faster but is about 60 times more expensive). Go here for more information, or go here to see a video on how they did it.

And the march of progress goes ever on...

Apple has released a smaller version of the iPod that holds "only" 1000 songs (like mine, which is the "old and clunky" 1st generation 5 GB model); it's called the iPod Mini. And it comes in five different colors, which I expected would eventually happen. And it's about three-and-a-half by two inches in size. Holy shit, Apple. When will you stop thinking of great things?

The Department of Homeland Security has launched the US-VISIT program, which will require the fingerprinting of all visitors to the United States, except for those who are citizens of "more than two dozen countries, mostly in Europe"; they are exempt from both fingerprinting and carrying a visa "if their visit is less than 90 days." Look: if you are going to fingerprint people who come into the country, fingerprint everyone. We do want to fight terrorism, don't we?

I just came back from seeing The Fog of War, a fascinating, enthralling documentary about 11 life lessons of Robert Strange McNamara, the Secretary of Defense under Kennedy and Johnson. The film deals largely with Vietnam, and it is a very moving film. I recommend everyone I know to see this movie.

Happy New Year!

Well, it has been a very strange year, indeed.

According to Human Rights Watch, an international NGO (non-governmental organization) dedicated toward the preservation and monitoring of human rights and human rights abuses (respectively), during the air war by US and "coalition forces" (Mar. 19 through Apr. 09, specifically), over 29,000 (29,199, to be precise) bombs were dropped on Iraq, out of which 31% were not "precision-guided" warheads. The heavily concentrated bombing campaign on Baghdad and other major cities in Iraq earlier this year has led to the deaths of approximately 3,000 Iraqi civilians, according to HRW and Associated Press estimates. However, according to this, the count much higher.

You can read the report ("Off Target: The Conduct of the War and Civilian Casualties in Iraq") here. There is a downloadable version of the publication in PDF format (16 MB).

I just got back from seeing The Last Samurai. It is a magnificent film, and can be summed up in that it portrays the struggle between the ancient and the modern for the soul of Japan.

I saw The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King last night, and all I can say is that it is a glorious, overwhelmingly epic conclusion to one of the greatest motion picture trilogies of cinematic history. Director Peter Jackson ought to be awarded generously for his magnificent work, which may not be paralleled for many, many years to come.

Well, I have had my iPod for about a year now (I got it last Christmas), and so I guess that I have six more months until I have to get a new battery (because after 18 months, the battery apparently dies). Of course, if you do not know what I am talking about, go to this website now.

"iPOD'S UNREPLACEABLE BATTERY LASTS ONLY 18 MONTHS."

P.S.: According to an article about this in the Washington Post, Apple, because of this issue (see the site above), has now announced that it will sell replacement batteries for $99.

I just got the news that Libya has reportedly dismantled its weapons of mass destruction. No doubt great news, because Libya has one of the most repressive government regimes in the world (according to Amnesty Int'l) and has supported terrorism in the past. But if we really want to make the world a lot safer, we ought to be looking at a country which has the most chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons* in the world (the United States); why don't we dismantle our WMD?

*Of course, we don't refer to them as weapons: we call the former two "agents," as in chemical agents and biological agents; as for our nukes, we wouldn't dare call them "weapons," but rather "deterrents."

I think that it would be a really good time to put Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, "Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964) back in theaters. Such a funny movie, and all the more relevant than ever.

I just watched Bush's address on Saddam's capture. You know, it's funny, you can basically construct anything Bush might say out of the following words:

FREEDOM
TERRORISTS
LIBERTY
IRAQIS
DEMOCRACY
LIBERATION
FEAR
INSURGENCY
VICTORY

According to this, France and Germany, the two major opponents of the war in Iraq, were the first to hail the capture of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. Anything to say from the people who poured French wine down the gutter?

Well, as you all now know, we have finally succeeded in capturing Saddam Hussein. I guess that this means that we will get out of Iraq soon. Bush is expected to address the nation about the capture at noon today, which is in around a little over two hours from now.

Well, the Dow Jones Industrial has hit 10,000 for the first time in 18 months; so I guess it looks like the economy is finally back on track. Now all Bush needs to worry about in 2004 is, you know, those wars we're still fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq.

There is now an impending crisis with Taiwan, as well as with North Korea (25 days and counting) and Iran (57 days and counting), which has a timeline, too, which says 105 days and counting. (www.globalsecurity.org)

President Bush has secretly absconded last night via Air Force One from his ranch in Crawford, TX, to Washington, D.C., and on to Baghdad to give the troops there a needed boost in morale. He assured them that they were fighting for a truly noble cause: "We will win because our cause is just. We will win because we will stay on the offensive." However, it must be asked, Will staying on the offensive in the short-term have beneficial consequences for the long-term? It seems that Operation Iron Hammer will most likely do more harm than good, and probably increase the volitility of the insurgency against our forces in the long run; nevertheless, in the short run, good things should have immediate effect.

I'm sure you all have heard of this: the Republican National Committee has released this ad, which claims that those who are exercising their Constitutional rights of criticizing the President on his policies in Afghanistan and Iraq are actually "attacking" him "for attacking the terrorists." That is not patriotic, RNC, now, isn't it. Disgusting.

Well, according to a quite credible source, which I have cited before (www.GlobalSecurity.org), 44 and 76 days remain until military action of some kind takes place in North Korea and Iran (respectively). Well, they were right about Iraq. I pray it isn't true.

So, right now in the Washington, D.C. area, in which I reside, there are high winds, a huge cold front is passing through, and there are about 100,000 without power (or heat, for that matter). Not very good.